“We will find you and redefine the experience of genital torture.”
Don’t mess with Lars Vortiz, president of Apple’s internal Torture Division!
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9 responses to “Apple’s New Stolen iPhone 5 Ad, “What We’ll Do To You When We Find You…” [Humor]”
:D like it
Too late. The prototype is already in some Korean HQ.
can somebody tell me what exactly these guys were talking about
i mean word-to-word
i can not catch them,cauz i don’t speaking english
i don’t even know what i am saying above are understandable
i can imagine steve himself shanking the dude
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