The pranksters at Scoopertino are at it again, with breaking news this week of Apple’s newest dream product, iToke. Getting stoned has never been simpler.
Sporting such features as a USB-powered heating element for instant-on performance, an Apple-sanctioned walled ghanja garden, and iWeed available in 10-packs or by weekly subscription, iToke promises a higher high and munchier munchies.
According to Scoopertino:
The inside word is that Apple engineers insisted on testing iToke more intensely than any product in Apple history. It was considered an honor to be invited to one of the engineers’ many “testing parties.”
“That explains why iPhone 5 will be six months late,” said our source.
iToke can supply up to seven hours of smokes on a single charge, and will be available in states that have legalized medical marijuana usage for $79.
Or at least, we can dream…
[via Scoopertino]
Adam Rosen is an Apple certified IT consultant specializing in Macintosh systems new and old. He lives in Boston with two cats and too many possessions. In addition to membership in the Cult of Mac, Adam has written for Low End Mac and is curator of the Vintage Mac Museum. He also enjoys a good libation.
8 responses to “Scoopertino: Apple Launches iToke, Hits New High [Humor]”
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This is trashy. Another one of these dumb ass articles, and I guess I will be removing COM from my RSS feeds. What a shame.
I think you need to calm down and have another hit from the iBong. Seriously you iFans need to learn to relax and learn to laugh it up a bit.
Yeah damn Howie… chill
Howie might not like it, but there’s also the iCame: http://www.theicame.com